Pop-Tart Patrol: The Dream

Pop-Tarts: Imagine the world without them. They are the friendliest food. Even on your downest of days, they are extremely perky whether it be by their colorful frosting or when they pop out of the toaster and fill your kitchen with a sweet savory smell. They can be eaten at any time of day for any meal (although doctors and other stingy healthy people might disagree). Or for a late night snack. Or something to grab on the go. OR even for a simple dessert. They can be eaten cold and hard or, after a brief trip in the toaster, warm and gooey. They are perfect for dunking and one of milk's greatest companions (second to oreo's). They are perhaps one of the greatest inventions of man kind.

Anyway, I hope you have read that all in dramatic narrator voice (preferably Morgan Freeman's).

The pop-tart patrol idea was inspired by a dream. A dream I had whilst sleeping on my sofa. I dreamt that my mother had bought every flavor of Pop-tarts and I couldn't figure out which one I wanted for breakfast.

And then it occurred to me that I haven't tried all the flavors and even though I say brown sugar cinnamon is my favorite, how can you know until you've tried them all?

One thing led to another and it suddenly became my new life goal to try every flavor of pop-tart and decide, at the end of my endeavor, which is my favorite. This will be a difficult journey. Only the strong will survive (although I do not advise anyone with diabetes, cancer, slow metabolism and/or poison ivy to participate in this adventure). If you do not suffer from these conditions, or you just don't care, join us.

Good luck and may the odds be ever in your flavor.